It’s Christmas, Ya’ll (The Pageant Every Church Passed On)
Everyone knows Jesus' story is a complicated one. But do they know tidbits like the fact that Joseph wanted to name him Rick? Get the fun facts in this unauthorized pageant!
Tag: Holidays
My Christmas List
<p><img src="/files/u46/xmas_kc.jpg" alt="I kiss my Christmas tree" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>So it's December, which means my grandma and mommy are asking for my Christmas list. I figured, maybe a few fans would like to make my holidays brighter by giving their most favorite writer/celebrity/studmuffin some awesome gifts. So here goes:</p>
Choose Your Own Adventure: Spring Break
The beginning of Spring. So much promise, yet still so much crappy weather and so much class left before summer. But there is hope on the horizon: Spring Break! A chance to visit a foreign locale! To start your vacation, Go to #1 now...
Las Vegas Spring Break Alibis
A list of alibis for the common events you will encounter during your Spring Break trip to Las Vegas, ensuring that your friends and family will never find out just how much of a monster you really are.
Episode 9: Oh, Christmas Pineapple!
Look out, ladies! The Man is on the prowl and he's hungry. Hungry for cheap drunken Christmas party ass. And for the first time in his life, he has a foolproof, non-fail plan to initiate conversation with the goddesss Mary of the Office.
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 3: Holly Jolly Political Incorrectness
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em> is a ploy by degenerates to get people drunk and taken advantage of. I mean, just look at the lyrics here:</p>
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 2: The Little Drummer Lie
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 1: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about Christmas song <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>
Thanksgiving Comedy Cornucopia
Four, short Thanksgiving comedy pieces from the PIC Staff on the spirit of giving by taking, a 9-year-old's account of Thanksgiving projectile vomiting, an American Thanksgiving in Canada, and fun facts on turkeys and Pilgrims.
Why the Hell Does Columbus Get a Holiday?
Why the hell does Columbus get a holiday? Hey, Columbus, you bastard, did you realize America was already discovered by the people living there. It didn't need discovering!
So This is Christmas
I love that new website smell. <br /><br /> Ah, yes. Unless this is some sort of mirage or fluke, PIC 2.0 has finally launched. Barring any server failures, hurricanes, flash floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, thunderstorms, blizzards, car accidents, murders, or any other natural or unnatural disasters, it will stay up. <br />
Christmas Vacation Quirks
When your holidays start to feel like a cruel joke, there's not much you can do besides laugh at Chevy Chase's witty charm.