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Someone chokes on a finger and vomits.

- Let’s form our own special select committee - Please be my Majority Whip - We should move forward with a discharge petition

Visit The Zoo: The animal kingdom accepts open displays of weeping.

While you're stocking up on chocolate-covered everything, fighting tooth and nail for a dinner rez, indulge in these love bites.

I’ve given up hope when I see the cabinet door swing open, and your big, dumb hand comes lurching toward me.

Labor Day - Here’s what they won’t tell you about Karl Marx: He’s a daddy!

Dude, I cannot wait to get in there and silently appreciate the little fella. Let’s go!

As you know, I have just spent the holiday season visiting family in my hometown, Fir Tree Falls.

I’m the worst, aren’t I? I was so adamant it was, like, the only thing I wanted for Christmas.

Jesus was born on a virgin. A virgin is a kind of a airplane. There was a pilot there called Punch Us.

This Santa is cloned from DNA from the original St. Nicholas, and raised in captivity in our North Pole mock-up.

If this is a medical emergency or if suspicious men are breaking into your place of worship, hang up and dial 911.