Your Christmas Wish List
Nate hands out gifts to everyone from sports fans to crack-whores. It may not be what you asked for, but it's probably just what you need.
Tag: Holidays
The Day After Christmas
All the hype, all the songs, all the shopping, and suddenly everything's over. Now it's time to cleanup the mess.
Christmas Tool Time
Straight from the set of the Home Improvement comes an annoying gift for all the people you hate: the Tim Allen box set.
New Year’s Retribution
Go ahead, make all the New Year's Resolutions you want. In the end you'll just be punished for aiming too high anyway.
Slutty Halloween Costume Theories
A girl's Halloween costume can tell you a lot about how she is in the sack. That should give you plenty more reason to stare.
Your Guide to Christmastime Love
December can be an awfully lonely month if you don't find someone to share all the mushy holiday moments with. Step one, learn to cook.
Poorly Timed Topical Jokes About Christmas Shopping and New Year’s Eve
The days leading up to the 25th provide an eclectic mix of Christmas music and Marilyn Manson's latest hit: "I want to cut off your skin and wear it like a jacket."
How You Spent Christmas Day
Your Christmas might vary between the type of family and amount of unconsciousness, but it probably doesn't get any less depressing.
An Unoriginal New Year’s Resolution Thing
Going to the gym and eating healthy may sound nice in theory, but years of probability show that drinking more is 8 billion times more likely.
Drinking Away Your Summer Vacation
Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.
New Year’s Resolutions, or How to Improve Upon Perfection
What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.
Cupid’s Revenge
Somewhere Cupid is sipping chai lattes laughing at the ridiculous conundrums lovers face on Valentine's Day. Especially 'The Notebook.'