Christmas Stalkings!
There's never been a better time to help out a stalking sufferer.
Tag: Holidays
A Christmas Present
The gift of life is supposedly one of the best gifts a woman can ask for. But sometimes it takes a bigger man than her husband to get the job done.
Don’t Be a Douche on Christmas
It doesn't matter what you celebrate, only that you do. If you fuck up my holidays, I'm going to stuff my boot in your stocking.
My 5 Favorite Things About Christmas
The party platter of awesomeness that makes Christmas the coolest holiday is a combination of family, football, friends, liquor and gifts.
Your Christmas Wish List
Nate hands out gifts to everyone from sports fans to crack-whores. It may not be what you asked for, but it's probably just what you need.
The Day After Christmas
All the hype, all the songs, all the shopping, and suddenly everything's over. Now it's time to cleanup the mess.
Christmas Tool Time
Straight from the set of the Home Improvement comes an annoying gift for all the people you hate: the Tim Allen box set.
New Year’s Retribution
Go ahead, make all the New Year's Resolutions you want. In the end you'll just be punished for aiming too high anyway.
Slutty Halloween Costume Theories
A girl's Halloween costume can tell you a lot about how she is in the sack. That should give you plenty more reason to stare.
Your Guide to Christmastime Love
December can be an awfully lonely month if you don't find someone to share all the mushy holiday moments with. Step one, learn to cook.
Poorly Timed Topical Jokes About Christmas Shopping and New Year’s Eve
The days leading up to the 25th provide an eclectic mix of Christmas music and Marilyn Manson's latest hit: "I want to cut off your skin and wear it like a jacket."
How You Spent Christmas Day
Your Christmas might vary between the type of family and amount of unconsciousness, but it probably doesn't get any less depressing.