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Going to the gym and eating healthy may sound nice in theory, but years of probability show that drinking more is 8 billion times more likely.

Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.

What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.

Somewhere Cupid is sipping chai lattes laughing at the ridiculous conundrums lovers face on Valentine's Day. Especially 'The Notebook.'

Everyone's Christmas break always starts the same, but rarely does it end up this bad. Unless your family's borderline crazy too.

Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?

The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.

Merry Christmas everyone! I love you. (A special holiday greeting from Project Goodyer)

#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have to draw the line somewhere.

New Year's Revolutions