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If this is a medical emergency or if suspicious men are breaking into your place of worship, hang up and dial 911.

Like Thanksgiving or Easter, Grublin's Day was on a different day every year, sometimes even in a different month or year.

A profoundly boring pair of plaid PJs ($499.78)

"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.

My dead eyes do not say, “Someone help me! Management won’t let me retire!”

Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."

We've accepted the fact that the Corn Maze could no longer compete with technology's draw to hook you to the point that you lose all sense of time.

The history of the present Control by mom and dad is a history of repeated standoffs in the kitchen and plates that have too many colors.

It's me, the least popular character to break into your home and leave stuff in the name of celebration. Let me lay it out for you.

1 Peter 1:3: "Praise be to bunny Jesus who is always, like, twitching his little nose."

I suppose oysters are a noted aphrodisiac, but even those could never overpower the terrifying sight of your lover’s haircut.

Stock Consultant: Honestly, this feels more helpful than predicting the end of winter anyway.