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6. You cannot begin to fathom what you’re supposed to do with the assortment of random parts in the inner pouch.

Conspiracy Theorist Uncle: You’re the King of “doing your own research,” so you don’t have time to throw the ball around with your nephews.

-Despite it being fairly obvious, your pregnant friend’s wife won’t say who the father of her baby is.

The big bag is a safer purchase. Now it won’t be the end of the world if I have one. I’d hate to disappoint the kids two years in a row.

The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.

“On fiscal new year’s eve, there’s no accounting for love.”

‘Twas something of a bloodbath, all told, but was this not what thou asked for? Well, Happy Father’s Day.

I’m going to take a beer. Man. Beeeeautiful. Nothing like a nice day– Flip that. That’s done. It’s burnt.

Not only is the third-person thing annoying, but it ends up sounding like a command. Simon says raise your hand if you want to slap me for that.

May: The Memento effect begins to set in as the temperature starts to go up. You start to hear people say things like "Winter wasn’t even that bad."

A quiet night in with 60 or more Roman Senators – Don't overthink it! If she's a down-to-earth type, this all she wants on March 15.

Sweetest Day is better and not until October 16th, so I'm actually way early in already talking about it.