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When he says "I love you," do not say "I love free chocolate." Instead, try using the word “you.”

In light of the truly inseparable nature of relationships during this pandemic, I’m introducing Cupid’s Booster Arrows.

The card was so lovely, but unfortunately, I can’t show you it because there was a fire at my desk.

You realize you are alone and so is your spirit, crushing you with the existential terror that you are irreparably flawed at the cellular level.

Now, instead of giving off the "vibes" of a Hallmark movie, I'm basically just a glorified lasso wrapped around your windowsill.

Seriously, I cannot keep having these sales, because the last guy just bought a bajillion mattresses and we had no idea what to do with them.

Simon says viable New Year’s resolutions for this group are probably simple things you can do in your home without giving up ANY vices.

The PhD student who worships Peter Travers and prefers Kurt Cobain’s technical prowess as a vocalist over Nirvana as a band.

There have been rumblings around the office about how our company will manage to pull off our famous “zeros for eyes” design in the year 2010.

Ever since our housekeeper-nanny-therapist, decided she needed to “protect her mother” during what are her “last days,” things have been a wreck.

2020 was one of the most exciting years in hornet history, as we continued our westward expansion into North America.

I know I told you no animal print this year, but boy am I glad you didn't listen! Again. For the third year in a row.