Houses

Tag: Houses

Now I can finally spend my days hoping the night creature I hear stalking through the forest doesn’t take a liking to my warmth.

I matched the microwave, we were like cute twins. During dinner parties, people would say, "Wow, love the matching appliance set."

Please join us in the lobby to celebrate Christmas! We will scrounge up a folding chair or two and everyone will be afraid to sit.

There is currently a Starburst-flavored C4 energy drink wedged underneath the brake pedal of my car.

Behind every great man may be a great woman. But behind every great woman is an epic bunk bed.

Historical Building, Mysterious Circumstance Me: A detective with amnesia and a cauterized head wound. You: Want to fill my second bedroom.

I do take issue with whoever claimed the domain liveauctionfor115belleview.net and started an all-out bidding war for my family’s home.

Faerie Lights: For when you’re watching "Garden State" with him for the first time.

FastFix here. Hard to articulate... but there’s something about 5:00 that feels more rounded out than 4:30, don’t you think?

You looked through my mail and saw my meager wages. Appalled, you negotiated on my behalf, raising my salary commensurate with the rent raise.

When I dared him to grant me one wish, I should have known that a quite expansive piece of sandy land would appear right where I was standing.

Painting the unit is permitted, provided the tenants do so by stepping in jam and scurrying up the walls.