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There is currently a Starburst-flavored C4 energy drink wedged underneath the brake pedal of my car.

Behind every great man may be a great woman. But behind every great woman is an epic bunk bed.

Historical Building, Mysterious Circumstance Me: A detective with amnesia and a cauterized head wound. You: Want to fill my second bedroom.

I do take issue with whoever claimed the domain liveauctionfor115belleview.net and started an all-out bidding war for my family’s home.

Faerie Lights: For when you’re watching "Garden State" with him for the first time.

FastFix here. Hard to articulate... but there’s something about 5:00 that feels more rounded out than 4:30, don’t you think?

You looked through my mail and saw my meager wages. Appalled, you negotiated on my behalf, raising my salary commensurate with the rent raise.

When I dared him to grant me one wish, I should have known that a quite expansive piece of sandy land would appear right where I was standing.

Painting the unit is permitted, provided the tenants do so by stepping in jam and scurrying up the walls.

I think about the cold draft that likely billows through her hallways at night as I sit in this suffocating summer heat.

Danish Castle with Sea View: Currently not under threat of invasion from Norway!

This room also differs from other rooms in the home in that it features multiple bronze Paul Reiser statues bolted directly to the floor.