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Adjusting the height of my desk chair is my therapy. Nothing says self-care like taking small measures to prevent repetitive strain injury.

Restored by Thor: With hammer in hand, Thor renovates older homes in the Pittsburgh area that are a bit out of the ordinary and unconventional.

I’ve made up the bed for you with clean sheets. All of my greatest wishes and darkest thoughts have laid across my mattress.

Attempt to order Chinese food online. Discover credit card is maxed out. Head into kitchen with acute sense of impending doom.

Claire, who had 14 bridesmaids, each of whom eats half of their late night Chicken Fajita wrap treat and puts the other in the fridge: “Wait, what?”

Not many people know this, but my bees once stung the hell out of Mario Cuomo. That’s right, this horde of insects is a part of New York history.

Is it really necessary to go through the garbage can? Yes, I see the notes you’ve found. They’re also from my mother.

I went back to episode 8 in season 32: Watch Cormorant’s face when Mandeep finds Bumbalini’s pre-IPO filing. I watched it 18 times.

Also, there seems to be woman flying to and from number 17 Cherry Tree Lane by means of an umbrella.

"I dropped my Heavy Sleeper XXL Weighted Blanket on my foot & broke several bones." How wonderfully whimsical! We are not responsible for any damage.

When I said I personally liked having 30 books in my house, I meant it because that's what I like. It was a fucking suggestion, not a threat.

When other people say, "Could you point me towards the restroom? Please hurry, I really have to go," we say, “Merry Christmas."