How to Fold a Fitted Sheet: Instructions for Couples and Singles
Couples: after you've mastered these origami-like instructions, you will soon overcome your fear and loathing of things that come out of the dryer. Singles: don't bother.
Tag: Houses
How to Convince People to Join Your Political Party, Through Home Decoration
How to decorate your home to convince everyone at your next (dinner) party to subscribe to the beliefs of whichever political party you choose.
How to Know If Your Neighbor is a Psychopath
Have you ever wanted to burn your neighbor's fucking house down? Here's how you can tell if you have to worry about one of them doing the same.
Apartment Hunting in North Carolina
I’m moving in with the first man who ever kissed me. Three months ago my current roommate asked me to move out on account of he wants his girlfriend to move in.
Whitney Houston is Smoking Crack in My Kitchen
We're responding to a 911 call by a local homeless man named Copernicus Thunderbird. He claims that the ghost of Whitney Houston is stealing his crack cocaine.
10 Things I Hate about You, My Neighbor
College apartments are made out of paper, shitty music, and broken glass, but what really makes them suck is the other residents.
The Time-Honored College Apartment
Some things never change, including the hot girl and beer poster covered filthy off-campus apartment most guys call home.
Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Welcome to the Neighborhood
When your new downstairs neighbor issues you a list of grievances longer than Luther's 95 Theses, you know you're on the shit list.