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The bedroom. The native language here has more than 50 known words to mean “anxiety” and the local motto is “we’re totally fucked.”

Long Live Supreme Leader Aegeus! May your light forever shine over your kingdom that is this fifth-floor walk up!

Fetsfermönee - The act of drafting a tweet about selling pictures of your feet, then deleting it because your mother follows you.

Is there a balcony where I can easily repledge my devotion to my true love? There simply must be a balcony.

The small remote controls the volume and the tall remote controls the channels. We think that one is under the sink.

Of course it was beyond disturbing to me, especially at work, as there were litter boxes in all the conference rooms. And nobody seemed to mind.

Don’t hesitate. If you see an apartment you like, grab a demon’s pitchfork, stab it in your thigh, and sign in blood immediately.

Waist up. Open-neck shirt, light blue. Body angled but just barely, so the viewer wonders, "Is his body angled or not?" One hand across waist.

This residency is fully funded and exists in an alternate universe where the words fully funded do not mean we give you funds.

He has a visible tattoo of Tim Allen playing billiards with Tim Allen. (The second Tim Allen had red glowing eyes. He kept calling him “Dark Tim.”)

Redoing my will tomorrow. I may need your social security number. Don’t text it! / I just watched Get Out. Excellent.

Just a short walk to the train: The nearest subway stop is a mile away and trains don’t stop there on weekends.