Douchebags of History: Thomas “Puppy Killer” Edison
Thomas Edison exuded hatred, greed, and asshattery like a dead, bloated walrus exudes postmortem gas buildups. That is to say, constantly, putridly, and smellingly.
Tag: Indiscriminate Crushage
Simple Recipes to Impress the Person You Wanna Bang: Prosciutto-Wrapped Stuffed Chicken
First off, take your chicken breasts, giggle appreciatively at their name for a moment, then cut them in half the thin way. Oh this is going to be GOOOOD.
6 German Words That Will Make You Giggle
Amidst all the grammatical confusion, there are a few wonderful German words thrown in to help alleviate the stress, and simply make you giggle.
Why I Crossed Four Countries to Play a Video Game
Traveling is pretty nifty. You get to visit exciting places, meet interesting people, eat exotic foods, do unique things, and play hella video games. Wait, what?
8 Good Reasons to Move to Germany
Free higher education, student discounts, lax ID requirements, and whoa, is that a giant swimming pool IN a river?! Welcome to Deutschland.
7 Problems You Should Consider Before Moving to Germany
So far it's been the giant waterfall of beer and drunken escapades you would expect as an American living in Germany. Still, there are a few things you should know first.
Chuck America and the Terrorist Chase, Part II
Chuck America and his Truck of Flaming Patriotism (But Not in a Gay Way), along with his bald eagle Springsteen, take on the terrorists while cops give chase.
Chuck America and the Terrorist Chase, Part I
Chuck's grip on the 18-wheeler tightened as he used his free hand to polish off another Miller Tall Boy. This was America after all, and he was after terrorists.
You Don’t Have to Be 21 to Buy Raisin Bran… Right?
For you who don't know, Jewel-Osco is sort of like a Walmart, except with less stuff that isn't food. And they are assholes.
Down and Dirty Travel Tips for Guatemala
Guatemala is still a third world country, but it's gotten a lot less murder-y in the last decade, and has become quite a popular destination for backpackers.
My Czech Post Office Nightmare
The following is a true story, and the conversations are posted as close to verbatim as possible, as much of the talking was in Czech, and it's just a silly language.
5 Laws and Legal Rules You Should Know About
Some of these are legal misconceptions, others are things that might land you in a prison cell next to a guy named Fuckmissile without you having any idea why.