Tag: KC Wins, Flawless Victory

Hey Michael Bay, Transformers 2 SUCKED!!!

<p><img src="/files/u46/transformers-2-the-twins.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="210" /> </p><p>Hey Michael Bay,</p><p>You've officially made "Transformers 2" the shittiest movie of the summer. </p>

My Deep Dark Secret

I don't know why, but I trust you guys. I have something in my past I'm not very proud of, but I need to get it off my chest. Most of my best friends don't even know this, but I feel like coming clean to the entire public and my millions of daily PIC readers.<p>Dang, this is hard. But I told myself I was going to do it.</p><p>Here goes.</p>

KC vs. Bumper Sticker Logic: Dismembering Your Member

I have a saying, "Opinions are like exes. Everyone has them, and they're all retarded and psychotic."<p>I'm driving more since I've moved to Colorado, thus I'm seeing more bumper stickers. Generally I don't care if you're advertising what kind of stereo is in your car, your favorite shitty football team or where you went to high school. I really, really just don't give a damn. </p>

Happy Birthday Old Clicky

<img src="/files/u46/knee_anatomy.jpg" alt="" width="305" height="407" /><p>If you've been reading my "<a href="/columns/casey-freeman/my-organs-and-i-hook-up-girl">Organs</a>" series, you'll notice one of the reoccurring characters is a cranky elderly bastard named Old Clicky. And today - June 15th - is that mean old geezer's birthday. </p>

Don’t Spoil This For Me, Please!

<p><img src="/files/u46/titanic_ver3.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="569" />Hey guys, I know I'm a little behind on the times. TV news stations are getting me to understand what the hell Twitter is. I used to think "Grateful Dead" was a heavy metal band and I thought "Slumdog Millionaire" was about a rapper from the hood. </p>

Hey George Lucas!

<p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/files/u46/YoungSpock.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>Dear George Lucas, </p>

Oh Wow, Yet Another Plague

I'm so scared to go outside today. I might catch swine flu. Luckily, I have a bunch of duct tape, gas masks and canned goods left over from the avian flu scare. <p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/files/u46/zodiac-pig-pic.gif" alt="" width="400" height="313" /> </p>

I’m Getting More Popular

<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_zombie.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="299" /></p><p>(That's me, if you can believe it.)</p><p>I'm not just your favorite writer, I'm also a classically-trained, world-famous actor. I've performed in a wide range of roles in three (count 'em 1, 2, 3!) Oscar-worthy films.</p>

Candied Questions

<p><img src="/files/u46/Easter_Bunny_in_jumpsuit.gif" alt="" width="386" height="650" /> </p><p>Hey gang, it's audience participation time! You get to answer my questions with stories and anecdotes. Fill in the comment box and tell me your deepest, darkest, chocolate-y secrets.</p>

Foolish Questions

<p>Hey gang, sorry I haven't been writing my usual Weekly Questions bit. I'm sure your days have been unfulfilled for a while. So I'll try to ask extra-good questions. Remember, it's audience participation time. Just leave a comment to answer these questions. And do it honestly, because I'll know if you're cheating.</p>

Bar Facts for Saint Paddy’s

<p><img src="/files/u46/saint_paddy.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>On this joyous Irish saint day, if you want to impress people (future sexual partners) with your knowledge instead of your drinking prowess, here are some fun facts about American bars, Saint Paddy's and Irish stuff. So enjoy, kind readers.</p><p>It's true, green beer causes you to be gaytarded. </p>

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