<p> <img src="/files/u46/1053108754_1riddler03.jpeg" alt="" width="320" height="218" /></p><p>We always like to see what you're thinking, even though you're usually wrong. Leave your answers as a comment. I'm resisting the urge to ask "Dark Knight" related questions, because I'd probably give away spoilers and other good stuff. </p>
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<p> <img src="/files/u46/images.jpeg" alt="riddler" width="109" height="135" /></p><p>It's Wednesday and I'm the one asking the questions here. Comment with answers or talk amongst yourselves. No big whoop. </p><p>Does a specific type of alcohol get you weird? Example, red wine makes me want to dry hump. White wine makes me want to eat shards of glass. Whiskey cures everything. You?</p>
In a <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/145837?GT1=43002" target="_blank">Newsweek interview</a>, the editor in chief of OK! Magazine called the (Britney) Spears family “smart.” <br /><br />I’m sorry, but no. <br />
<p><img src="/files/u46/riddler.gif" alt="" width="261" height="300" /> </p><p>This is my weekly Q&A where I ask your deepest and darkest secrets. Post your answers as comments. </p>
<p>I’ve always enjoyed reading advice columns. From Ann Landers to Miss Manners to Jimmy the Bartender. It’s funny since I give very bad advice to people and receive very good advice from people but don’t listen to it.</p><p><img src="/files/u46/savage.jpeg" alt="" width="116" height="116" /> </p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/images-1.jpeg" alt="" width="113" height="113" /> </p><p><br />The answer you’re waiting for is “Yes, all those texts at the top of my worldwide web famous <em>Thank Me Later</em> column are real” -- even if they did look better in the old version of PIC.<br /><br />It’s true. Either I send them out or my friends send them to me. </p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/riddler1.jpeg" alt="" width="102" height="144" /></p><p>Do you like the testicle-melting heat or the scrotum-shrinking cold?<br /><br />Your dream girl wants to bang in one of your rides. Which do you pick? General E. Lee? KITT? A-Team van? Mystery Machine? Batmobile? Or a Lincoln Navigator limo with unlimited champagne but Carrot Top deeped a girl in it once?</p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/riddler2.jpeg" alt="" width="325" height="403" /></p><p>I'm back with more stupid questions. Comment with your answers, e-mail me or just tell me.</p>
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<p>This morning for the first time in about 16 years, I awoke to something new and loud. Could maybe the Germans be air-raiding Brooklyn? Was there a fire in my building? Could Supreme High Master Voknort answer my prayers and robot aliens finally be abducting me? </p><p>Nope. </p>
<p>Here's the second edition of KC's Stupid Questions. Just post a comment with your answers, or talk amongst yourselves, I'm getting vaclempt (however you spell that.) </p>