Ha Ha, He Said “Motherfucker Cocksucker”
I spent the weekend on the ridiculously nice part of the <a href="http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com" target="_blank">Jersey Shore</a> working on burning my pearly white skin so Gaudio won't make fun of me any more. I completely avoided the news for three days so I could drink, swim and bake in peace.<br />