Tag: KC Wins, Flawless Victory

Sounding Smart

Somebody told me British people were smarter than Americans, so I decided I would sound British. I reread The Chronicles of Narnia to find out how to be British.

Korean Shorties, Part 1

I've been teaching in Korea for a little more than a year, and here are some of the odd things that happen every day.

Two Ball Torsion

Shit. Feels like. Not a testes tap. Like, a slow squeeze. Like when the doctor makes you turn your head and cough, but he's not letting go.

Get Me Off This Bus (A Song)

Every now and then, I'll write a song. I don't sing and don't play an instrument, because I have no musical talents whatsoever. But, here's one of my songs anyway.

Want to Cum to My Dorm Room?

The last time I moved into the dorms was ten years ago and I was a student. Now, I am the master, um, of students. I am no longer Casey Teacher, but Professor Freeman.

Passport

This is written from a dream I dreamed 20 minutes ago. SCENE: KC and some girl are floating in space with some sort of bubble protecting him.

Greatest Play Ever

Feast your eyes on something Shakespeare wishes his bitch-ass would have written. I penned this masterpiece for my kindergarten's English play. Enjoy!

KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 3 of 3

KC and his two friends Tito and Chainsaw just survived an adventure with Trevin The Man Whore in the Jurassic Trailer Park where they were insulted and nearly sexually assaulted by two crazed and fat Insane Clown Posse female fans.

KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 2 of 3

Last time we saw them, KC, Tito, and Chainsaw cruised to meet their friend Trevin The Man Whore and his party of hot chicks. Now they find themselves wrapped up in trailer park life.

KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 1 of 3

A long time ago, in galaxy far, far away on a planet called 'South Dakota,' a young wielder of the Force named KC drank 40's with some friends named Chainsaw and Tito.

New Old Swear Words

As I teach about the joys of reading and fine tuning grammar, my students really want to learn how to swear effectively in English, so they do their best to get a rise out of me.

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