Tag: KC Wins, Flawless Victory

My Brilliant Theory on Sequels (From When I was Eleven)

<p><img src="/files/u46/net_0.jpg" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>My mom never allowed my brothers or me to watch <strong>R</strong>-rated movies until we were thirteen or fourteen or so. We'd still occasionally see them, but only when our cool aunts or uncles would take us. However, if the movie was on TV and on before midnight, my mom thought that was okay. </p>

What You Missed Tonight, Baby…

<p><img src="/files/u46/ladies_what_you_missed_out_on.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>Hey ladies of the world (and <a href="/columns/casey-freeman/embrace-your-girlfriends-gay-bff" target="_blank">gay dudes</a> just waiting to change me). It's me. You're dreamboat. Good old KC. </p>

KC’s Dream About Rebel Girl

<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_dream_rebel.jpg" alt="General KC Freeman" width="400" height="533" /><br /><em>(A Southern Gentleman goes to war...)</em> </p>

Meet Singles in Your Area

<p>I rarely check the banner ads on facebook. I just don't want to join other social networks, enlarge my penis or list every single comic book that I own. However, it is amazing how they use info from your FB profile to find (in)appropriate ads for you.</p><p>Lately, I've been seeing this banner ad with the headline: "Meet Singles In Your Area."</p>

Gettin’ Girl Drunk

<p>On any given drinking day with me, I'll dare friends to shotgun beers with me, talk to attractive chicks or play games of Super Danger Darts. How do you play Super Double D? Put your hands around the bullseye and trust that your friends don't hit you with sharp pointy projectiles. <em>Here's a photo:</em> </p>

Bouncer Wisdom: Hook Ups

<p><img src="/files/u46/bounce_flowers_girl_drunk_002.jpg" alt="" width="363" height="273" /></p><p><em><strong>(What can I say, I'm a hopeless romantic with plastic flowers and a cauliflower ear.)</strong></em></p>

Bouncer Wisdom: Disguises

<p><img src="/files/u46/bounce_disguise.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /></p><p><em><strong>(Who is this masked man working the door at my neighborhood bar????)</strong></em> </p>

Bouncer Wisdom: Chewing Tobacco

<p><img src="/files/u46/bounce_chew_004.jpg" alt="Yeah, it's a disgusting habit..." width="363" height="273" /></p><p><em>(Yeah, it's a disgusting habit...)</em></p>

Please Make Me the Netflix Spokesperson

<p><img src="/files/u46/net_0.jpg" alt="I heart Netflix" width="400" height="300" /></p><p>Dear Netflix,</p><p>I adore your service. Because of you, all I need to do for entertainment is walk to the mailbox and update my Queue—which I do more than I check my Facebook profile. But I've found a way to make Netflix even better.</p><p>Send porn randomly.</p>

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