Diet: Day Zero
"Less alcohol, more water." I had written that on an index card when I was taking quick notes for my new and improved lifestyle. Looking over it now, my heart sinks a little.
Tag: Lady Bits
Stop Talking About the Weather
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, the weather may have mattered, like when we had to migrate with our food in order to eat. Now it's just you whining about your BBQ being ruined.
Close Encounters with Billy the Exterminator
None of reality TV's train wrecks compare to Billy the Exterminator, the greatest gift to the genre since Brigitte Nielsen tongued Gollum Flava Flav. So I had to see him in person.
When I Grow Up, I Want to be Just Like You, Tina Fey
The similarities between the funny lady and me are scary. Not to mention the "your mom" jokes, the Star Wars references, and the wide-set breasts.
Faking It in the World of Comics
I unabashedly and almost always change the subject from whatever I'm not understanding to Star Wars. That's pretty much how I approach any comic illiteracy.
Vote or Die, Really?
Should we keep chugging along with our leaders, but make more "adult" decisions? Should we declare war amongst ourselves and kill one another? Should we even vote?