Legal

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Max acknowledges that you are now an out lesbian with a live-in girlfriend and three dogs so he has suggested the following addendums.

Painting the unit is permitted, provided the tenants do so by stepping in jam and scurrying up the walls.

As a point of procedure, motions for new toys normally require a one-week notice period. See Maddy v. Mom (Safeway, 2021).

Why do Barenaked Ladies’ experienced lawyers continue sending me documents entitled “SLIP AND FALL LAWSUIT, THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR BAND”?

No, this is not my superhero outfit. Just once you get used to Spandex it’s hard to go back to restrictive dockers.

We wanted to let you know how deeply we were moved by your generous mandatory contribution. 30% of your base income… It was just what we wanted!

All contracted writers agree to verbally and casually mention to their friends that password sharing is "cringe."

I will not condemn this man to death until this jury promises to come see my band this weekend.

As a child, I looked up at those billboards and marveled at their power. Could you just choose a nickname?

Smiling or otherwise expressive mouse head-shaped pancakes are trademarked.

Justice Is Blind follows Clarence Thomas in his delightfully romantic quest to find his new Billionaire Best Friend Forever.

From the moment that Santa delivered Moo Moo to you under the artificial Christmas tree, Moo has felt smothered.