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Write “Elton” on your left hand and “John” on your right hand, zoom in, and make it look like Elton John himself is removing your space helmet.

You’re the best goddamned spy we’ve got in the service, but the day you TRULY become a spy is the day you get my stepson to show me some respect.

7. Michael Cohen calls his tailors with this phone. When ordering suits he tends to use the phrase “make someone notice me, please.”

trump: jeff if you hang up on me i will have to talk directly to your— (jeff bezos hangs up)

The liberals, they're wrong, we can't ban guns. Even if we made guns illegal, someone would reinvent guns and just call them something else.

13. The Kid That Pretended Fun Dip Was Cocaine Arrest Record: Oh, definitely real cocaine Common Names: Skyler, Dana, Jonah

The "Gold-Gilt Family Plan," for multiple members of the same family that are involved in the same case.

When you’re wearing this tweed, you’ll (hopefully) never have to bleed! These battle blazers are made of our strongest tungsten chainmail.

“Give me a lawyer penguin.” This suspect would like to be represented by Danny Devito’s Penguin from the classic Batman Returns.

Let's get right into the meat of it: immigration. We're going to stop saying "carne" in this country, aren't we, Mr. President?

As you point at Michael, his eyes won't stray from yours, but everyone on that jury will take note of the way you're dressed.

Who's in favor of ending "gun-free zones" and replacing them with "free gun zones"? The answer to every question in America is "more."