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Keep in mind: we have a "zero-tolerance policy" on tardiness!

8. The brain's ability to recognize faces is limited to John Lithgow --- Human faces: only computers can tell them apart.

Great Awakening Soufflé: Stir pent-up resentment amongst white Americans (preferably men, but women are an adequate substitute).

I can't marry you into the Dukedom of Wellington: my parents are not the Duke and Duchess of Wellington. They're the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire!

Supplements are filled with patented-yet-unpronounceable ingredients originally designed to make racehorses faster and more prone to heart attacks.

I recently heard from Fox News that two men ages 70 and 72 fought over free cheese at a Costco in South Carolina.

While a Nathan Hale could die but once, I, Wayne LaPierre, must oversee a daily sacrifice nearly five score that many Americans from gun violence.

But now I realize that’s actually a stupid plan and I have a new, better one: keep King Teti in this Earthly realm and also make him my boyfriend.

I was praying to God that maybe the reality show / would give my marriage more net worth / and make my partner feel like she had a purpose in life.

The man you know as "Mike Pence" doesn’t actually exist. I'm just a guy who never got tagged out of an improv scene from 1979.

I have also been told by several superiors that I have "a lot of potential," and that they'd like to see my potential "put to good use."

We were just trying to make a good movie that everyone could enjoy, and we never meant to hurt your feelings.