1975 — Gerald Ford, cognizant of new requirements to look good on TV, overdoes his makeup and inadvertently wins an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Growing up, he was a hard legume to love. He showed no emotion, said very little, and was constantly traveling for work.
The orthodontist tends to prey on children and teenagers, but has been known to target those in their twenties, thirties, or even older.
And though he was quite charming over the phone, in-person it was hard not to focus on his exceptionally poor oral hygiene.
Franklin will use demonstrations, like his “Star Wars figures on a basketball,” to show what would happen if you put humans on a spinning sphere.
Aries: You’re no conformist! You’ve accepted that and so should the US government. They haven’t though, so you’ll fake your own death.
The process of picking one menu item reminded your wife of how she did not have to pick just one Pep Boy, since they are all polyamorous.
In Who-ville, critical thinking is not valued as a trait. No, rumor and hearsay are given far more weight.
It pains me to think that the childhood I’ve carefully constructed for Trevin could come crashing down, all due to the ramifications of your bullying.
The man who I had married, the man who I’d seen get into a shoving match with a JV baseball coach, had become something unrecognizable.
I need you to delete my personal Spotify account. As you browse the artists and titles in my library you will see why I need this to happen.
If I travel back in time, we need to have a code word to indicate to the other person that I have time-traveled. Our code word will be “arugula.”