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I say, I say, I wished in one hand, pooped in the other, and all I got was pie in the face.

Works hard but makes no money / Loves avocado and salmon breakfasts / Obsessed with filtered water / Goes on many long, sad walks

After completing any one of our adventures, your best self will be the one stuck inside with no one to talk to.

Facebook was started so I could have a way to stroke my wires to pics of humanoid-looking girls way out of my league—but don't tell Congress that!

You’ve got guts settin' foot on my turf. But if youse keep coming around, you’ll be the one with the instruction manual on how to piece you together.

There’s no point in waking up with the sun salutation / I drift through the days of the week like a cloud pose / DoorDash warrior pose

Lay very long in bed, enthralled by newly bequeathed Ozark. The Sickness, I hear, encreases in the towne much, and exceedingly everywhere.

My figure has been reduced to that of a motel pillow and my once royal blue color has deteriorated to a baby blue at best.

Gold Plus-tier now has copay-free pharmaceuticals to treat any gases or poisons accidentally released from the many easily accessible air vents.

There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. / We can’t watch Netflix if you’re already watching Netflix.

As your Venus begins to fade you may be feeling like you're losing control of your life. A man can really help with that.

Paint a Fresco - Sure the prep list is a bitch and wet lime plaster is a bear of a medium, but can you think of a better time to tackle the job?