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Yes, to the gentleman in the back who just loudly questioned if Bernie is really dead, I assure you he is. This is his funeral. I’m sorry.

“Show Me the Money!” I kept shouting this because I thought it was pretty funny (I mean, we were in the casino and I was trying to win the big bucks)

Making people feel connected was important to him. I think it would mean a lot to him to continue connecting with people by following us on Twitter.

‘Sup Reject, Thanks for your interest in pursuing the most radical career opportunity of your life with us. After scopin’ out your CV, nah.

Keep in mind: we have a "zero-tolerance policy" on tardiness!

Wooden coffee stirrer, remember when Straw convinced you that the barista went through 45 toothpicks a day? The look on your face! God, he was fun.

D-Mo had made a lot of gains over the past year, but he still had so many gains ahead of him. I guess that’s what makes this so difficult.

The Office’s (U.S.) water cooler, The Avalon 3-Temperature Self-Cleaning Bottle-less Water Cooler, was personally recruited by Greg Daniels.

Sagittarius: Relishes in cheeses collected from their travels around the world

I can't marry you into the Dukedom of Wellington: my parents are not the Duke and Duchess of Wellington. They're the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire!

There are three distinct rivers in New York summers: the Hudson, the East, and the one continuously flowing down into your ass crack.

I recently heard from Fox News that two men ages 70 and 72 fought over free cheese at a Costco in South Carolina.