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Featuring almost as much nudity and survival-based killings as the smash-hit HBO series, this is sure to be the can't-miss reality show of the year.

Who knew chef Victor God-damn Hirtzle's creamy creation would be the answer to this crippling punching bag of a life we're all living.

Have you ever seen "The Wolf of Wall Street?" It’s like that, except Jonah Hill isn’t the only one eating 5,000 calories for lunch every day.

Have you avoided hearing and speaking your parents’ native tongue for your entire life, so you can mark English as the only language you know?

My son only talks about candy lately, as though there is nothing more to running a business than coming up with colorful and dangerous food for kids.

The first person to admit they didn’t read the book taps out and may open the wine. Watching the movie doesn’t count as reading the book.

Michael and LeBron do not like mountain climbing. They’re just not any good at it. Conversely, Baby Goat can scale a mountain like nothing.

Off you go, all of you including my two precious grandchildren! I’ll be staying here in the visitor’s center, experiencing the wonder vicariously.

Create clothing from frozen vegetables. People always want to wear as little clothing as possible during the summertime. That's a big mistake.

I'm web famous! A viral video of me got over 2.5 million views. Look up, “total dipshit can’t find toilet in changing room, gives up, PEES himself.”

Give them a single tantalizing tidbit such as, “Bernice had many secrets, one of which involved a prominent member of Congress from Wisconsin."

Could be difficult for a broader audience to empathize with protagonists who are all young, Thai boys. Angelina Jolie has just become available!