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Steve slams his fist on the table in the interrogation room. “Talk to me!” he screams. Slippery Soap flinches.

Andrew has a new response for everything (“Lmaoooooo Yes”). Ralph comes to back to the group text (“Sup It’s Been Awhile”).

I don’t know if you’re feeling it watching from up there in the studio but down here on the ice, you can just feel the absence of emotion and energy.

Negative and disgusting things you should save until at least the second date, if you're lucky enough to get that far.

Listen up, shitsticks: all you open-mic wannabes better take notes from the best comedian Channelside Elementary School has to offer.

We are keen to invest three decades of savings into your property and excited to put in our offer after looking for the perfect teardown for so long.

7. Michael Cohen calls his tailors with this phone. When ordering suits he tends to use the phrase “make someone notice me, please.”

We had a few incidents in which some misused their legally acquired, weaponized smallpox strains, but that's a small price to pay for freedom.

Other topics conversation should focus on famous people you’ve worked with or in relative proximity to, and how long it took to get to the meeting.

Multicolored flames shoot from the crumbling gold tower, as he drips glazz on his eyeball and lights it on fire (this is how you do glazz).

There may be studio applause. If there is, I can assure you it’ll be excessive and unearned!

There is no better example of multitasking than being able to eat flat pasta, ground beef, tomato sauce, and three types of cheeses all in one dish.