My Vision Board Works, But Each Goal I Achieve Comes at a Terrible Cost
Finally, he asked me in a deep Brooklyn accent, “You here for the vision board supplies?”
Tag: Life
The Last Testament of Flip
And what about my heart, my battery? Fifteen years and still going strong. Always keeps its charge.
An Open Letter to That Asshole, Algebra, Who I Thought I’d Never See Again
I’ve never needed the Pythagorean Theorem for any moment of my life. I’m a million times better off without you, just like I always thought.
It’s Me, the Hacker Who Broke into Your Phone, and I’m Staging an Intervention
I was going through your photos, which– Stop screaming, you know you have nothing incriminating.
I Am Your Free Spirit and I Quit
You dropped out of law school to travel around the world “like an Australian.” I knew this was the beginning of something special.
Stuff Google Knows About You or Stuff You Know About Yourself?
What happened to your MySpace account. What your mother-in-law tells her book club about you. Why you argued with your parents last week.
Five Zoom Habits That Say “I’m Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time”
You’ve sworn you’ve heard the unmistakable “thunk” of a peg-leg issuing from their mic on more than one Zoom call.
I Am Julia Child’s Wooden Spoon and I Would Rather Die than Live in This Dumpy New Jersey Kitchen
Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.
A Crash Course on Practicing Gratitude
The cool thing about being grateful is that any time you sense a challenge, you can thank it, and then you win.
I Am Your Abandoned Pandemic Bike and I Will Not Be Ignored
What does your couch give you that I don’t?
What Your Favorite Deity Says About You, After We Called and Asked
Ganesh, God of New Beginnings: I'm all for New Year's resolutions, but I bet you ten rupees she uses that annual yoga studio pass exactly once.
First-Degree Burns from a First Grader
Kid: I like your new shirt, Mama! Me: Thanks! Kid: I like how it makes you look like you have a big baby in your belly.