Sir, I Am Not Pleasuring Myself to the Pin-up Girls Painted on the Side of the Warplanes, Sir
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?
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Proposed Rules Changes to the NBA
- Third quarter is the "tickle quarter" - Allow players to wear leather jackets for more "dangerous" vibe
Parallel Universes Where a Football Coach Wins the Game and the Team Dumps Gatorade on Him
If the football coach's team loses the game they dump acid on him.
Star Wars Movies Pitched by Other Famous Directors
Strangers on a Star Destroyer by Alfred Hitchcock: Jimmy Stewart’s Luke Skywalker pursues who he believes killed his father, James Mason’s Darth Vader.
Which Multi-Generational Dynasty with a Legacy of Power and Corruption Is Being Described: the Skywalkers or Great Britain’s Royal Windsors?
- Many movies have been made about their lives - Chosen members of the family get special swords
Signs You Are Watching an “Accurate” Movie About the Middle Ages
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
Words and Phrases Banned from the U.S. Mint Staff Email Where Employees Print $38 Million a Day for $40,000 a Year
Torture, salivating, aroused. Every second, a sheet of currency worth the amount of my student loans passes me.
Password Recovery Questions Written by Beth, Your High School Frenemy
What was the number of the locker where I left you anonymous notes saying you’d be pretty if you washed your face?
Nathaniel Hale Has Some Additional Regrets, Actually
I regret that I have but one chance to offer a high five to the executioner while I’m on the gallows and then say, "Hey, don’t leave me hanging!"
Are You at a Passover Seder or Taking an Online Personality Quiz?
Contains only four questions of actual importance.
Aphorisms from the Notebook of a Guy Who Is Really into Cured Meats
The journey of a thousand ham slices begins with a single cut of the deli slicer.
Translations of the Inspirational Quotes Posted on Facebook by Denise, a Snowplow Parent of Two Teenagers
This Maya Angelou quote means "It’s 9:00 AM, and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA."