What I Won’t Be Doing During My Daylight Savings Bonus Hour This Year
- Pulling on a hoodie and sneaking over to my neighbors’ garage. - Groping around in the dark where they stack their old paint cans.
Tag: Lists
Classic Hollywood-Inspired Sex Moves That Don’t Involve Sex
The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.
Topics That Are Too Freudian to Discuss on a First Date: A Comprehensive Guide
-The “proper” way to peel a banana (other fruits and vegetable should be fine) -Organized religion -The taste, texture, or general concept of milk
A Guideline for Buying Your First (and Let’s Face It, Probably Last) Truck
Do you need one that’s beefy enough to pull a livestock trailer if you decide to offer goat yoga at the staycation glampground you're planning?
Goosebumps Books You Almost Remember
Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess
Trivia for “The Shining” (1980)
It’s funny if you sync up scenes of Danny riding his tricycle with the theme song from Naked Gun.
What Owning Box Seats in Every Baseball Stadium Says About You
St. Louis Cardinals: You can't climax unless it's a 1-0 pitchers' duel.
New Cat Owner or My Groovy Dad at a Disco Club in the ’70s?
"Jeepers creepers! They're going to scratch the place up!"
Nine Fall Season Shows That Will Make You Wonder “Is My Therapist Pitching Our Sessions to Hulu?”
Can We Talk in My Office Later? Office drama based on a seemingly innocent Friday morning email that potentially holds a much darker meaning.
Words That Mean Totally Different Things on Craigslist Apartment Ads
"Cozy" -- The smallest possible apartment we could legally claim is inhabitable.
Birth Control Brand or White Celebrity Baby Name?
Lyra? Aranelle? Zuma? Kyleena? Gio?
Jane Austen’s Musings and Morals for Living Prosperously in a Fast & Furious World
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in 3,362 pounds of pure American muscle, must be intolerably stupid.