Bumble Dates You Will Go Out With Only Once
Matchbox 20: Things will go great until you ask him about his favorite band.
Tag: Lists
This Zoom Call Is an Accidental Homage to World Cinema Through the Ages
German Expressionism: Your colleague with a penchant for mugging at the webcam. Every comment elicits in them an exaggerated physical response.
16 Phrases to Avoid to Mask That You Don’t Understand Soccer
“Nobody ever scores.” Dozens of goals have been scored in Soccer, the last of which was in 2006.
What Your Astrological Sign Says About You (Behind Your Back)
Taurus sun is grounded and earthy. I did hear it spreading a rumor that you lied about meeting Joey Fatone though.
Other Days of Awe
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.
Possible Results for Your At-Home COVID-19 Antigen Test
Pink circle: You don’t have COVID, but you do have ringworm? Gross.
Reasons I Give My Wife That Being a Desk Jockey Is Just like the Cowboy She’d Prefer
Like a lonesome cowboy with a leather-wrapped journal, I will compose many a silent email, detailing my woes on the Outlook trail.
Pantone Color Shades or 52 Ways to Describe My Heat Intolerance?
Blast-Off Bronze? Boiling Point Berry? Brink Pink?
Who Said It? Kurt Cobain, Kurt Vonnegut, or Kurt, My Libertarian College Roommate
- “I feel stupid and contagious.” - "Masks are stupid it's not even that contagious."
Interview Questions for Hiring the Next Host of “Jeopardy!”
In the past decade, this is the edgiest thing you’ve said in a podcast.
Gun or Dildo?
M1922 Bang? Bersa Thunder 9? Basix Slim 7?
The Scientific Order of All Things That Has Not at All Been Affected by My Recent Oil Change
Dust Jiffy Lube Employees Who “Fill Up” Your Wiper Fluid With An Empty Bottle And Charge You $15 Extra Without Asking If You Even Wanted It