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Are You My Toddler or the Incredible Hulk?
- You become astonishingly strong when angry. - You can destroy an entire house in seconds.
Thought-Provoking Relationship Questions for Clingy Philosophers
- Which do you love more: me or your idea of me? - Would you still love me if I were replaced, piece by piece, until nothing of my original self was left?
The Table of Contents from an AirPod’s Memoirs
- Who Really Needs Charging, Me or My Case? The Ongoing Enigma - For the Love of All That is Holy, Please, Clean Me
Are You the Protagonist of a Borges Story or Just in a Room with Some Professors?
- An important work of literature is being discussed. You have not read it. - You are mostly silent.
17 Keepsakes from My Parents’ Basement That They Are “Hanging On To” Because They “Might Want” This Stuff “Some Day”
Two Boston brand faux-wood pencil sharpeners: one electric, one battery-operated, both used solely from the years 2000 to 2004.
21 Surprising Facts about the Eight Spiders You Swallowed in Your Sleep Last Year
Spider 8 was banned from Goodreads for her particularly scathing review of Jonathan Franzen’s latest novel.
The 5 Best Chobani Yogurt Flavors That Helped Me Beat Up My Step-Dad
I thought the mixed berry would pair well with the mix of emotions I had been feeling since my mom married her long-time boyfriend, Alfonso Matrioni.
10 Ways My New Relationship Is Nothing Like the Ryan Lochte Gas Station Scandal of the 2016 Rio De Janeiro Olympics
I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station.
30 Book Titles That Will Make You Want to Burn Your Library Card
- Loving Big Brother: Why the Government Should Be Spying on Us More - This is a Flammable Stack of Paper
The Only Acceptable Reasons for Honking at Me One Third of a Second After the Light Turns Green
- You're warning me about the grizzly bear in my blind spot. - You're using Morse Code to ask me out on a date.
Ten Questions to Ask Your Friend Who’s Feeling Down
Ask them if they've tried that pencil trick to help them smile their way out of stress.