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You clapped for me in music when I put all the recorders in my mouth at once. They tasted like the way a basketball smells.

You didn’t wake up to be mediocre. That’s the job of the deadbeat still sleeping in your bed.

@beyoncedad: Really @starsearch? Girls Tyme is way better than Skeleton Crew, who were just caught doing very bad things. DM me for exclusive pics.

The guy who told me he’d help me move, then stole my iconic Mallrats pin and puka shell necklace so he could more easily pretend to be me.

Doctor Zhivago vs. Babe – This talking pig is out for revenge against the Russian physicist and poet who ate his brother.

The Hollywood Reporter – Horror: To Pelt Holy Weed Washington Post – Stashing Pot Now The New Yorker – Reek, Thy Owner

Hit the link in our bio for a bunch of forms. Keep in mind they're now numbered alphabetically. Sorry about the mess, ughhh.

Everywhere you look, soulless old demons are worshipping the man in charge. And while there is food available, all of it is from Albertsons.

Elon Musk’s latest infuriating tweet is presented by 43,000 retweets to preserve the integrity of his reputation as a rich doofus.

My ex-wife sleeps with one every night to fill a void in her life from 23 years of “wasted youth.” I’m not sure who I’m more jealous of.

Trees should never be shown without all their leaves. Bras are to be referred to as "Personal Lady Upholstery."

What happened to your MySpace account. What your mother-in-law tells her book club about you. Why you argued with your parents last week.