Shackleton Journal Entry or Me Experiencing Heatstroke on the Picket Line?
”Our food lies ahead and death stalks us from behind.” / “Free ice cream is the coal and I am the Choo-Choo.”
Tag: Lists
Everything I Googled Post Student Loan Debt Panic
“Modern-day Robin Hood example” “Modern-day Robin Hood not in jail” “How to sell eggs?”
Final Bill for Those Concert Tickets You Ordered Online
Service Charge USD $1.60 x 3 | Service Fee USD $2.30 x 3 | Self Service Fee USD $3.90 | Order Manufacturing Fee USD $4.75
What Your Beach Accessory Says About You
Beach tent: It took you two hours to get a tiny human here. You’ll be lucky if you stay 20 minutes.
“Can’t We Just Like, Blow Up His House?” and Other Things You Apparently Can’t Say to a Friend Going Through a Breakup
"What gives? Let's get fro-yo and drop a piano on him Looney Tunes-style."
Donkey Kong Country Level or Episode of Chopped?
TV food challenge? Or problem for a big ape? Test your knowledge for Meatball Madness, Bumble B. Rumble, Clever Fever, and more.
A Typical Work Day or a King Dying Slowly on a TV Show?
Women are underrepresented / The news is not good
Art Projects on the Walls of My Child’s Daycare Which Have Made Me Suspect the Teachers May Be Experiencing Bouts of Existential Despair
Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.
What Your Liberal Arts College Professors Are Really Doing for Summer Vacation
Dr. Ellis is not worrying about grading papers or summoning a hoard of lizard monsters for Gork the Lizard King.
Things I Think While Watching a “Black Mirror” Episode
Oh maybe that guy's not a robot. Now I don't think this one's about robots at all.
Hitman or Hot Man?
Does he keep dropping hints about a dark backstory? Everyone knows that the hottest men are deeply traumatized by their pasts.
Indisputable Facts About Penguins
Penguins are from Antarctica, the Galápagos Islands, New Zealand, and South Africa but live in captivity in places like Detroit.