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Better safe than to have to say sorry. / A perceived slight is worth a thousand words. / You can't teach an old dog new tricks with that attitude.

Slowly add in the dry mixture until combined. The batter should be rough as the terrain near the Washougal River Basin in Washington state.

"You are tearing our family apart." / "Your dog just threw up on my new shoes." / "Can you pick me up a pregnancy test when you’re out?"

Instead of a medical degree, they display the Three Laws of Robotics and a nude photo of R2D2 on the wall.

I’m just a Pumpkin Spice Latte, standing in front of a customer, asking them to love me for more than 55 days a year...

Why couldn’t the palm tree go to the ski resort in Switzerland? Because it was alpine and also they are not native to the temperate climatic zone.

Redoing my will tomorrow. I may need your social security number. Don’t text it! / I just watched Get Out. Excellent.

If you SEE something delicious, SAY “that looks yummy!” If you SEE something nutritious, SAY “I think I’ll go back to the yummy thing from earlier.”

Tuppin Yerp - A rascal! Most days you can find him by the creek, fishing rod in one hand and slingshot in the other.

I know it’s not very masculine, but it’s really more for my family than anything. I would have gone with a bigger one if not for my wife.

I’m looking over the transcript between the sea witch and the Little Mermaid and I don’t see the words "squid pro quo" anywhere.

Just a short walk to the train: The nearest subway stop is a mile away and trains don’t stop there on weekends.