An Open Letter to the Man Who Catcalled Me from a Razor Scooter
Be still my heart, for chivalry is not dead—merely wheezing along at three miles per hour.
Be still my heart, for chivalry is not dead—merely wheezing along at three miles per hour.
At what point did you realize the graphic I was drawing bore a loose resemblance to male genitalia? Please complete the following sentence: "After I drew _____."
I’m not like other guys. I’ve embraced my feminine side. Don’t you see my many rings?
Just glancing at this green expanse makes me burst with joy. It is the same feeling I had on my wedding day, and on the day you were born.
It goes without saying that when you've sniffed wax with as many husbands in home décor stores as I have, you tend to get jaded.
He was broken up with once, so we can’t expect him to be anywhere on time, as planned, or wearing an outfit appropriate for the occasion.
Hey girl, let me get your number, along with any additional resources you might have lying around, like a spare oxygen tank.
I’m a bit of a superhero, if you think about it. I’ve got all sorts of bottle openers on me at all times.
We dispatch a man with a plastic bag (full of loose Arizona iced teas) to stare at her so hard she gets the dry sweats.
Somewhere along the way, every single person I’ve ever known got the idea that silly socks were the thing I cherished most.
Was being a gentleman. Instead of keeping my eye on the ball, I was looking at a picture of big yacht.
When Paul cried as a child, and his tears created the Great Lakes, it was because of me, the bunion pressing in on his other toes.