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Delete all the photos on your social media that indicate you ever had a life before children. Replace them with a solid wall of photos of your kids.

Now you’re suspended on a wall of shard glass as rabid monkeys devour your intestines and Dave Matthews’ 2002 album “Busted Stuff” blasts on repeat.

Rose* (Human Resources Officer, 1999-Present): He walked into this office on his very first day with that Hot Pocket.

This is a flexible position, in that you can decide when you are going to do any damn work even though you’re getting paid for it.

The atmosphere of Big Terry’s truck was rustic Americana at its finest, from the American Flag seat covers to the Springsteen on the radio.

“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”

Surely you can tell by the creases under my eyes and the lingering scent of nitroglycerin that I’ve had a rough one.

Based out of our offices located inside the spire of One World Trade Center, and we’d love to work with YOU (until the next round of layoffs).

They were the ones tasked with Edward Scissorhanding the bushes on the hill that greeted you.

I played an orc in the Lord of the Ring movies. If you look closely, I am the grayish one with the teeth coming out in all directions from my face.

Judging by how few followers he had, I probably knew him best.

While I may have had a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin'," I did not take your advice to be my authentic, off-the-hook self.