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Finally. A gender for men. Man 2 isn’t your GRANDMOTHER’S GENDER. Or your grandfather’s, strictly speaking.

"It wasn't so much a specific question, but her vibe was like–" DON'T.

- He’s been trying out different mating calls. - You’ve caught him googling “Brown Booby,” “Great Tit,” and “Cock-of-the-Rock.”

Multiple trips? No way. I’m not leaving anything to take in “next.” There is no “next.” There is only “bringing everything inside at once."

Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy.

Say, what do you reckon they were thinking when they built such an itty-bitty town in the first place?

Would you look at that… So typical of a Lexus to take up as much room as humanly possible. Total road hog.

When I married my wife, I assumed all of her knowledge. That's how marriage works. Marriage means sharing everything.

I’m checking out your fine-ass certifications, baby, and damn you’re proficient.

Abrasions and trace amounts of stucco on knuckles indicate he had punched a wall in the last 8 hours.

Maybe you’ve wondered to yourself while mowing your lawn, “Hey, why isn’t my backyard shaped more like a shaft and two balls?”

You're a master of your craft. No, not the hazy IPA you're drinking, but you're a master of that too.