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I’m sorry I climbed a utility pole outside during halftime to hang a handmade flag with my team’s logo.

9:07 PM: You wonder if you were actually the one who made the comment about the band name and have been replaced by an Adam Levine. You’re not sure.

We simply weren’t burning enough calories. That’s why we swapped it out for High Intensity Forever Training (HIFT).

Did I mention my mom only gave me a hundred bucks in spending cash? She might as well have handed me Monopoly money. That’s just bad planning.

He just pretended to make a phone call where he was trying to return a Blockbuster VHS, for twenty minutes. My girlfriend was laughing so hard.

3) What did you get Aunt Peggy for Christmas? a. A big box of steering clear. b. Well, she would have wanted me to get myself something nice.

The Musician: This Jason Mraz-wannabe thought this mic was for music, but ended up in a cafe full of comedians and stuck it out for some reason.

A Cooking Class: after watching him try to poach an egg, realize you’re ready for someone who knows the difference between cinnamon and cardamom.

Going for a Chaperoned Walk: Change this to a Chaperoned Bike Ride. I build fixed-gear bikes for disadvantaged seeing-eye dogs in my spare time.

Show your dream company your most impressive work by hanging your greatest taxidermied prize outside their window.

If I host, the "In Memorium" segment could do away with the typical photos and video clips, and summon the deceased spirits on stage.

"Learn The Job Beef Chili" -- I only make this dish when I’m trying to displease people on both sides.