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Let’s be honest, everyone wants to play the guitar. What you need are beginner guitar lessons from an undiscovered genius.

How awful is it to find someone you think is perfect, only to have them flake out the first time you encounter a tragedy?

Before you arrived, there was a vibrant community of immigrants from a country in Eastern Europe whose name is escaping me at the moment.

What if I told you that I’ve got four laptop computers on my person at this very moment? Because that’s the reality of the situation.

Your dentist is crying in the corner of the room and refusing to finish fixing those busted-up, tic-tac-lookin’ mother effers that you call teeth.

I speculate that these images date back to the early 2010s, based on the woman’s dramatic side bangs and orange tribal body painting.

Don't cry in a work bathroom---a co-worker or boss might see your shoes, hear you crying, and think you poop too hard.

I bought him that can opener as a gift to use on Boy Scout trips and he mocks me by spelling swears in alphabet soup on our counter!

Who gets to determine when a novel starts and ends in this postmodern age that you would understand if you had read the first six pages too.

We are ashamed to be counted among a population that would laud a man for performing a piledriver on a disabled person. Please step down, Mr. Mayor.

The "Gold-Gilt Family Plan," for multiple members of the same family that are involved in the same case.

The jar banged off the window and now burning, fancy French grease is everywhere! Thank you Vicky! Thank you so much for closing all the windows!