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“My moon is in Sagittarius, so I shut down emotionally to cope with stress! I told you that on Christmas after I punched that mall Santa!”

What should have been a detailed account of how you navigated the labyrinth of deception and red herrings is forever tainted by an itchy throat.

Also, I’ve requisitioned the men’s room for my milling and mashing. I’m not going to be hauling raw grain up the stairs for each and every batch.

It’s a commitment, most football teams have several practices a week. As a single parent, I can’t make that work. Also my son is made of glass.

Let’s be honest, everyone wants to play the guitar. What you need are beginner guitar lessons from an undiscovered genius.

How awful is it to find someone you think is perfect, only to have them flake out the first time you encounter a tragedy?

Before you arrived, there was a vibrant community of immigrants from a country in Eastern Europe whose name is escaping me at the moment.

What if I told you that I’ve got four laptop computers on my person at this very moment? Because that’s the reality of the situation.

Your dentist is crying in the corner of the room and refusing to finish fixing those busted-up, tic-tac-lookin’ mother effers that you call teeth.

I speculate that these images date back to the early 2010s, based on the woman’s dramatic side bangs and orange tribal body painting.

Don't cry in a work bathroom---a co-worker or boss might see your shoes, hear you crying, and think you poop too hard.

I bought him that can opener as a gift to use on Boy Scout trips and he mocks me by spelling swears in alphabet soup on our counter!