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The "Gold-Gilt Family Plan," for multiple members of the same family that are involved in the same case.

The jar banged off the window and now burning, fancy French grease is everywhere! Thank you Vicky! Thank you so much for closing all the windows!

Are you better than the media? Assess these 21 phrases and find out whether you can distinguish bomber talk from 1960's R&B songs by The Shirelles.

#15: A renewable source of shitty Target sweaters through the year 3035. #18: Stopper for a Jiffy Lube grease pit.

20 registers, all manned by 20 identical managers. They turn all at once and, eyes glowing yellow, sing “Derrick’s not here! Derrick’s not here!”

When you’re wearing this tweed, you’ll (hopefully) never have to bleed! These battle blazers are made of our strongest tungsten chainmail.

“Give me a lawyer penguin.” This suspect would like to be represented by Danny Devito’s Penguin from the classic Batman Returns.

It’s like being teleported to any Texaco lavatory in the tri-county area without having to leave the comfort of your living room!

Let’s put on some hip-hop and do leg lifts like it’s 2002! Feel the burn. Not #feelthebern. Because really, are the Bernie Bros happy now?

Can I please just host this disco sex party in peace, without the dread of a Grindr message like, "Is there a face to go with your torso?"

For six years I've preached the dangers of sins of the flesh, during which time the devil lured me into oiled-up twinks, otters, and glitter-daddies.

Adam was friendly, smart, and best of all, my first gay roommate. I couldn't wait to paint our nails, make out drunk, and go shopping together.