The Bachelor’s Application Process is Just That: A Process
Mom wasn’t crazy about the idea of me dating thirty women at once. She said I’d practically be living with a "harem."
Tag: Men
How the Vikings Squandered America
Thor, Thorvald, Thorrson, Thorfinn and crew had the New World in their grasp, save for one crucial mistake.
Studies Show the Bearded Guy with Moleskin on the F Train is In Fact a Douchebag
Studies confirm that bearded guy in flannel, intently scribbling unintelligible poetry on the subway, has a 100% percent chance of being a complete d-bag.
How to Reinvent the Playboy Mansion for Seniors
Now that Scott Baio is 56, it's time to start making the Playboy mansion safer and more enjoyable for aging dirty old men.
Top 5 Sexiest Male Monster Hunters
Fuel up your chainsaws, polish your silver spheres, and crack the knuckles of your knife-fingered gloves: it's sexy male hunters from the movies.
I Am Your Father’s Man Cave
When your dad turned 48, he felt a helpless desperation welling up in his chest. Now, this giant marble sculpture of Dolph Lundgren's abs fill the void.
In Defense of Mansplaining
What can one do when legitimately tasked with explaining an abstract concept to a woman of demonstrably inferior intelligence?
Three Requirements for Male Bonding at Trough Urinals
There are very specific conditions necessary for the primal of forces, the trough urinal bond, to take hold. Men, take note before unzipping.
How to Survive as a Nice Guy
Being a "nice guy" is very difficult. So I have designed the following 10 guidelines to offer comfort, hope, and advice to all my fellow struggling nice guys.
The Unavoidable Sexual Plight of Man: Would I Bang Her?
Anytime a man gets a good look at a woman he's never seen before, there is an involuntary question he is forced to ask himself: Would I bang her?
Man Fiction: Books About Shooting People in the Face
What exactly qualifies a book to be in the elite genre known as men's adventure? Non-stop action, ultra-violence, hot sex, war, gunporn, patriotic racism, and more!
Anatomy of Men’s Health Magazine
Well done, Bill Phillips, Men's Health editor-in-chief, you did it. You figured out the perfect combination of repetitive nonsense that keeps me coming back for more.