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Slow, seamless unboxings / Understated Nextdoor heroics / Horny locals making out to FiveThirtyEight podcast / Vintage SkyMalls

The Bridge on the River Kwai – Your dad thinks you should stand up to your boss at work. You say he’s a fathead, right?

I am thrilled to present a treatment for those suffering from actuallytis, the compulsion to make unnecessary, annoying, and pedantic corrections.

Surprise him by mowing the lawn. Devastate him by ignoring mowing best practices and race around in a pattern as erratic as his spiking heart rate.

And then it hit me: if Jessica is begging for my wisdom, there must be dozens of other hot girl writers who are crying out for my help, too.

Miles, the Sagittarius, regales the party with tales from his trip to East Asia, and questions whether Western medicine is always right.

"If your prognostication about a pending recession proves true, I have faith you’ll be among the few who can still afford bottle service."

Nothing makes a man feel more like a god than putting together a woman’s misshapen pieces and presenting a beautiful picture to post on Instagram.

My baby teeth set in a silver box / A vial of the tears I cried every time he asked me for nudes after I kept saying no

Engage in an almost lyrical conversation about Laura Dern’s early work in Blue Velvet, noting its extreme qualities but necessary rise to canon.

“I was reluctant to try Tinder, too. You never know what weirdos you might find. Anyway, I enjoyed reading my entire dissertation aloud to you."

We accept many forms of currency, including gold bars, silver pesos, and buried treasure, provided it is accompanied by a map.