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I have reduced stress by limiting my mental breakdown to three times a week. You would never guess that I've stress vomited in every campus bathroom!

When we look at Campbell's emotionally advanced AI, all we see is a faulty machine with a short attention span that never brings its knights out.

You’re the best goddamned spy we’ve got in the service, but the day you TRULY become a spy is the day you get my stepson to show me some respect.

The movie starred the multi-talented and gregarious Luke Wilson, but the book taught me the word "gregarious." The book was better.

Let’s be honest, everyone wants to play the guitar. What you need are beginner guitar lessons from an undiscovered genius.

Don't cry in a work bathroom---a co-worker or boss might see your shoes, hear you crying, and think you poop too hard.

The "Gold-Gilt Family Plan," for multiple members of the same family that are involved in the same case.

The swivel chair’s flying across the room, its arc through the air a simple yet astute critique of warming global temperatures.

At a certain point, your homeboy Wile E. must realize there's more to life than trying to murder some bird. Like chilling on a perfect afternoon.

Watching other people play video games on YouTube, crying, and masturbating hasn't helped you find anybody yet. So, what's the real problem?

As you point at Michael, his eyes won't stray from yours, but everyone on that jury will take note of the way you're dressed.

Spring weddings are the worst. So do as I did, and have another Winter theme: "Snuggled Up By the Fireplace While People Outside Freeze to Death."