I’m a Hypnotist Comedian, and You’re Finding This Hilarious
And as we count down from five, we allow ourselves to become even more amused… Four, letting all of the non-amusement just gently melt away…
Tag: Mental
If the Pandemic Gave Workers More Leverage, Why Did My Boss Scream at Me for Printing Out Hundreds of Pictures of Mewtwo?
Much like the novel Coronavirus, there is something deeply disturbing about Mewtwo.
A Message from the Meditation App You Haven’t Opened in Six Months
At first, I thought something had happened to you, like that you’d fallen off the peak of a mountain in search of the most serene place to meditate.
Thought-Provoking Relationship Questions for Clingy Philosophers
- Which do you love more: me or your idea of me? - Would you still love me if I were replaced, piece by piece, until nothing of my original self was left?
I’m Not Going to Let a Charging Grizzly Bear Keep Me from Living in the Moment
I take a moment to appreciate how mindfully the grizzly is stalking me. Such purpose!
Guided Meditation to Help You Stop Thinking About the Boat Tunnel Scene in “Willy Wonka”
Thoughts of that scene have no place in this mindful state we are entering. Simply wave goodbye to those thoughts as they float by in your mind.
A Guided Meditation for the Big Sleep
First, close your eyes and allow yourself to settle in. If you are bound or gagged, or both, do not fight it.
Stuff Google Knows About You or Stuff You Know About Yourself?
What happened to your MySpace account. What your mother-in-law tells her book club about you. Why you argued with your parents last week.
The Overly-Anxious, Child-Free Shopper’s Guide to Selecting a Gift for a Coworker’s Daughter’s Eighth Birthday Party
If you buy a homemade ice cream maker or a cookie decorating kit, you are contributing to the child obesity epidemic sweeping America.
An Obituary for All the Fucks I Had to Give
All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.
A Crash Course on Practicing Gratitude
The cool thing about being grateful is that any time you sense a challenge, you can thank it, and then you win.
At Instagram, We Like People, Including People Like Me, CEO Adam Mosseri, Who Has Just Started Therapy for the First Time
Some of you seem to be using this platform for what my psychologist, Dr. Winter, has identified as attention-seeking behavior.