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Many couples incorporate costumes into their love lives, but pointing out an outfit’s inaccuracies provides true stimulation.

Standing on his tiptoes, he craned over their hunched heads, hoping to get a glimpse of the candidates.

Minilla plods off, leaving Monster Island by himself. Godzilla chokes back his atomic ray as he remembers the first time he laid eyes on him.

Forcing a dork to do all your homework for you and then not even turning it in, slowly introducing the concept of nihilism into their worldview.

Smoke salvia out of sister's vacuum cleaner. Land a kickflip in the middle of the woods with nobody around, next to a fallen tree.

This is going to hell in a hand-job! / What in masturbation?! / Fallopian out loud! / No shit, short-cock.

Light Blue - You were born on November 17, 1994. You are 24 years old. You are male. If you were not gay before, you are now. No one knows it yet.

The crowd exploded, and it hit me: the game is going into extra innings, and I’m going to have to endure another four torturous years of Trump.

Instead of computer hacking, the heroine’s special skill is replicating the fruit bouquets from Edible Arrangement.

I always knew I was meant for something greater, something I can truly touch people with, and get as much cash and booty in the process as possible.

The Durian fruit is the record-holding “smelliest fruit in the world." Now you tell me, what records does the avocado hold? That’s right, none.

Eating brie, Adam, his wife, friends close and warm—it’s couples night. "No I won’t take my shirt off right here! No!" Adam takes his shirt off.