Boomer Anthems Reimagined by Millennials
I Got You Babe (And By “You” I Mean Rude Comments on Your TikTok)
Tag: Millennials
I Am Your Side Part, and I Am Here to Stay, Bitch
You’re such a hypocrite, standing by your skinny jeans but not me! How have you been in therapy this long and still care what the mean girls are saying?
8 Reboots That Literally Ruined Your Childhood and Also, Your Half of the Rent Is Due
Childhood = Ruined! Kind of like our trust with our landlord if we don’t get that rent in on time.
The Run-Over Deer You’ve Decided to Use as a Symbol for Your Crumbling Relationship Has Had Enough
"Yeah, it’s cool, I’ll just lay here—lie here?" I’ll mutter, as you clamber out of your, I don’t know, 2012 Ford Fusion, with a Phish decal.
The Millennial and Gen Z Cusp Generation Needs a Name
Those of us born in the '95-'97 range are the middle child between Millennials and Gen Z.
My Brutally Honest Cover Letter for the Cupcake Deliverer Role
The cover letter is the most recycled paper item in the world; what you’re reading is a repurposed version of one that I sent to Whole Foods.
Bear in Hibernation or Millennial in Quarantine?
Works hard but makes no money / Loves avocado and salmon breakfasts / Obsessed with filtered water / Goes on many long, sad walks
Let’s Pay People Literal Peanuts
It's critical that our employees can think outside of the box, accept a payment that comes from inside a box, while also living in a box.
It’s Hard Being a Barbarian Hero in Downtown Manhattan
“Your plight reached me on LinkedIn: the posting spoke of your lamentation, of your need for a Client Data and Management Information Co-Ordinator!”
Online Job Application Tips for Zoomers, from a Boomer Ally
Message one of the employers' staff through LinkedIn, Facebook and carrier pigeon about your potential interest. Yes, do all three. Dab!
How to Use the Internet, For Boomers
The internet is one big lie. If you think someone’s telling the truth online, then you’re lying to yourself.
Dr. Seuss’s “Ok Boomer”
He is shortish and bossy, entitled and bold, / but it’s mainly important you know that he’s old.