Money

Tag: Money

What would you rather have: frugal parents who saved almost $2 a month, or documented proof that you experienced a childhood?

Minute 4: I cut out all fake friends, they’re leeches.

Add “new money” to my Instagram bio. / Start waving the way the Royals do.

After my performance last Saturday, I cannot in good conscience accept this participation ribbon.

See, right there, when A.J. Brown caught that deep ball! Did you feel that? That can’t be healthy.

Grab yerself a seat by the fire, take a swig of this here moonshine, and connect with me on LinkedIn.

You: Is there a financial component? Boss: Who needs money when you have the love of a decorated lump of minerals?

After a decade of not giving them a dime for any of their creative output, I just don’t understand why they would call it quits.

I learned that another billionaire you all despise was going to gather you for a similar dinner next week—and I one upped him!

But I really need to keep my weekends free in case my brother gets the jet skis or NYT Cooking puts out a really bomb 12-hour stew.

I have to defend the rich, so that in a theoretical future where I become ultra-wealthy, I can benefit the same way they do now.

George Clooney here, I’m reaching out as a supporter of the Democratic party. Your time is valuable, so I’ll be blunt. We’re going to rob a casino.