Instead of scrutinizing the position of my butt, I would suggest admiring the lack of buttress in the position of my savings account.
These here are magic coins that live inside yer lightning box, protected by some new-fangled doohickey called a “blockchain.”
$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer.
It’s O.K, everybody has a different definition of success! Yours just seems remarkably close to failure.
I know your coach said it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. Your coach has obviously never been up to his asshole in debt for betting on collegiate air hockey.
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We’ve tried to make it easy to avoid those cumbersome demonstrations with our soundproofed wall of historic woven blankets.
Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
Where did you get the inspiration for your earthenware mushroom potpourri? Would you ask Monet where he got the inspiration for his water lilies?
Remember the opening scene from "The Dark Knight"? That was one of ours.
Try it again and think about every stock market in America crashing into fiery flames like the Hindenburg.
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