If This Is a Scam Email, Why Am I Running for Congress as a Democrat?
FirstName, I am appalled at how my Republican opponent, Landsley Thornbeck, has been representing Name of State.
FirstName, I am appalled at how my Republican opponent, Landsley Thornbeck, has been representing Name of State.
Ordering things online and choosing in-store pickup rips an irreparable hole in space-time. The two cannot co-exist.
Do you need one that’s beefy enough to pull a livestock trailer if you decide to offer goat yoga at the staycation glampground you're planning?
That’s right, the book's value at auction is thirty dollars without the Babadook.
We offer employees (or Smash Testes Dummies as they’re known around here) a competitive salary of $2.50 an hour plus any tips!
Your comment was “Bite me.” Since you did not check any of the five action boxes we provided, we are not sure what action to take.
Iced lava. Coal brew. There Was Blood, A Long Time Ago. Dinosaur Smoothie. Tyrannosaurus rocks. Triceratopped off.
From what Eric told me before his cell phone cut out, these bottles are entirely worth the extra eight months of R&D.
What do we do with all the identities people pay with? That’s none of your business. They were handed over in a totally legitimate transaction.
We appreciate you're probably busy. And trust us, we're normally never this needy in ransoms.
Did you grow up in a modest house, or the suburbs, or a brownstone, or a symbolically dilapidated mansion?
Okay, now we're starting to get mad. What kind of civilized person puts items in their shopping cart and just leaves them there?