Four Benefits of Climate Change, According to a 19th Century Adventurer
Fair Britannia’s genius has warmed the globe with her belching smokestacks and engines of industry, and the cruel polar ice is in retreat.
Tag: Money
8 Reboots That Literally Ruined Your Childhood and Also, Your Half of the Rent Is Due
Childhood = Ruined! Kind of like our trust with our landlord if we don’t get that rent in on time.
My Vision Board Works, But Each Goal I Achieve Comes at a Terrible Cost
Finally, he asked me in a deep Brooklyn accent, “You here for the vision board supplies?”
GoFundMe Profile: Help Me Live My Life Before I’m Forced to Get a Job by Mom
That’s me wearing the torn NASA t-shirt on my favorite couch. I uploaded this photo to show I’m a typical 39-year-old living in his Mom’s garage.
We’re Not Denying You Had a Baby, But As Your Health Insurance Company, We Are Denying Everything Else
Next time, consider delivering in a Lyft, the cereal aisle at your grocery store, or during your yoga class. Claim denied.
6 Ways to Save $400 Million Before Age 30 by Budgeting, Smart Saving, and Hitting the Powerball
Through budgeting tweaks and a winning Powerball lottery ticket, you, too, can be living with no debt and $400 million in savings.
Updated 2020 Tax Filing Guidance from the Casual Revenue Service
Hit the link in our bio for a bunch of forms. Keep in mind they're now numbered alphabetically. Sorry about the mess, ughhh.
5 Must-Have Throw Blankets from Amazon to Stay Cozy in While Their Workers Fight to Unionize
You don't really believe the peeing in bottles thing do you? If that were true, these blankets wouldn't be so soft and comforting.
I’m One Bad Day and a Chemical Spill Away from Becoming a Batman Villain
Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?
I Won My Office’s March Madness Bracket in 2019, and with These Tricks, You Can Too
Pick teams with orange as one of their colors. Orange doesn’t rhyme with anything, and neither does victory.
An Open Letter to Couples on Venmo Who Desperately Need a Joint Bank Account
I scroll through my Venmo feed with fervor, finding out more about your lives from a cash app than I do from the photos you share on Instagram.
Alternative Career Paths for Superheroes with Newly Discovered Wealth
Superman, now able to construct luxury buildings in a single bound, becomes the most powerful contributor to Metropolis’s rampant gentrification.